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Book: Limp Dicks & Saggy Tits Author: Tracie Podger Genre: Romantic Comedy **LIVE NOW** GET THE BOOK FOR A SPECIAL RELEASE PRICE OF 99C BEFORE THE 6TH AUGUST mybook.to/LDST

Synopsis What to do when your husband runs off and leaves you single—when being single is not your thing? Lizzie has decided that single life does not suit her. From castles in Scotland to barns in Kent, via apartments in London, she embarks on a journey of self-discovery as a single woman with all the humorous pitfalls along the way. Naked artists, extreme earth lovers, taxidermy, and blow up dolls, are just some of the encounters Lizzie has to endure in her effort to get her life back on track. With the dashing Scot, Ronan, by her side, will she ever be able to do that? Or will his mountain of baggage just pile alongside hers creating an impenetrable wall between them?

Meet the Author

Tracie Podger currently lives in Kent, UK with her husband and a rather obnoxious cat called George. She’s a Padi Scuba Diving Instructor with a passion for writing. Tracie has been fortunate to have dived some of the wonderful oceans of the world where she can indulge in another hobby, underwater photography. She likes getting up close and personal with sharks.

Tracie likes to write in different genres. Her Fallen Angel series and its accompanying books are mafia romance and full of suspense. A Virtual Affair, Letters to Lincoln and Jackson are angsty, contemporary romance, and Gabriel, A Deadly Sin and Harlot are thriller/suspense. The Facilitator is erotic romance.

Books by Tracie Podger

Fallen Angel, Part 1

Fallen Angel, Part 2

Fallen Angel, Part 3

Fallen Angel, Part 4

Fallen Angel, Part 5

Fallen Angel, Part 6

The Fallen Angel Box Set

Evelyn - A novella to accompany the Fallen Angel Series

Rocco – A novella to accompany the Fallen Angel Series

Robert – To accompany the Fallen Angel Series

Travis – To accompany the Fallen Angel Series

Taylor & Mack – To accompany the Fallen Angel Series

Angelica – To accompany the Fallen Angel Series

A Virtual Affair – A standalone

Gabriel – A standalone

The Facilitator – A standalone

A Deadly Sin – A standalone

Harlot – A standalone

Letters to Lincoln – A standalone

Jackson – A standalone

The Freedom Diamond – A novella

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Here is my review:

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Limp Dicks & Saggy Tits by Tracie Podger

What to do when your husband runs off and leaves you single—when being single is not your thing? 

Lizzie has decided that single life does not suit her. 

From castles in Scotland to barns in Kent, via apartments in London, she embarks on a journey of self-discovery as a single woman with all the humorous pitfalls along the way.

Naked artists, extreme earth lovers, taxidermy, and blow up dolls, are just some of the encounters Lizzie has to endure in her effort to get her life back on track.

With the dashing Scot, Ronan, by her side, will she ever be able to do that?

Or will his mountain of baggage just pile alongside hers creating an impenetrable wall between them?

Limp Dicks & Saggy Tits is a Romantic Comedy and suitable for readers over the age of 18.

I would like to thank Tracie Podger for writing a hilarious novel that had me up since 1am this morning reading the last three quarters of the book.

Lizzie's had a devastating start to single life. Her ex husband is gay and run off with a ex navy man named Sally. She's waiting for her divorce to come through and her best friend Joe is letting her stay in a flat (he calls it an apartment) for free. Along comes Ronan (Mr Suave and Sexy) which is own problems. He whisks her away to Scotland for what she thinks could be some fun, but things turn sour and what happens next is anyone's guess. 

Sex, bohemian pensioners, pranks, love and laughter along the way with this hilariously funny anecdote of a book. Can't wait to see what else Tracie Podger comes up with next.

Slaved: Last Chance Series by A.L. Long

"I could feel her heart beat 
even though we were miles away"


Rescued from the only life she had ever known, Alannah Jackson learns what it means to be loved and not controlled. Finally able to let go of her past she begins a new life with the man who has shown her what love is. Faced with the truth, Alannah finds she can never escape her past or who she is. She will never love, only serve.


Roman’s love for Alannah is tested when he finds that she has been slaved by a man just as ruthless as Winston Nelson. Against his better judgement, he accepts Martin Holland’s offer to help retrain Alannah and he begins to question the love they shared.  After Martin Holland makes it clear of his intentions, Roman stops at nothing to get her back. There is no room for another man in her life.

Contains adult content 18+

I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.

This is the second installment in the Last Chance series. We begin with Allanah (Laine) no longer with Roman. Was she taken or did he let her go? Master Winston seems to have got her back, but are his plans for her? Master Holland who was also bidding on her seems to want her for a reason, so why has he got her and what does he want with her? Can Roman ever get Laine back or will she be lost forever to him? What next's for Laine's journey into being a submissive and how far will ALL 3 men go to make her the perfect Submissive? 

All will be revealed when you read SLAVED by the brilliant but delectable A.L. Long.

Her Russian Mobster (Volkov Brothers #3) by Leslie North

Sometimes love thrives, even in the most dangerous situations… 

Fashion boutique owner Allison Charman isn’t surprised to learn her brother is in deep debt to the Russian mob. What she’s not prepared for is the man who comes to collect. Mob enforcer Kaz is massively tall with scarred, tattooed skin, but Allie refuses to be intimidated. She offers her store as payment, but Kaz has already set his sights on her. It doesn’t take long for her to be seduced, but when Kaz offers to personally pay off the loan, Allie won’t be bought. She may have fallen under the Russian’s spell, but she’ll take care of her family on her own terms. 

Since he was a teenager, Bratva enforcer Kazimir Volkov has been doing the Russian Mafia’s dirty work. His size and demeanor have served him well in the most dangerous situations, but with only days left to collect a debt from a runaway borrower, Kaz risks his boss’s wrath. When he meets his mark’s sister, Kaz is instantly taken by the perfectly polished Allie. Both her courage and her curves entice him to her bed, but she turns cold when he offers to pay what her brother owes. The fiery redhead may have an independent streak, but Kaz will do what it takes to save Allie’s shop and keep her out of harm’s way. 

Allie’s life is at stake, and Kaz doesn’t want anymore blood on his hands. With danger at every turn, will Kaz and Allie recognize that their connection is more than just skin deep in time to save them?

I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.

Kaimir (Kaz) Volkov's two brothers have left the Mafia. Now he's the only 1 left and as a Mafia Enforcer has to do the dirty work for them. Which means he has to collect money from Allison (Allie) Charman's brother, but he's no where to be seen and he's also given Kaz the wrong address. He walks into Allie's boutique and demands to see her brother. But when Allie tells him he's not around and Kaz then informs her that he either gets the money owed there and then or he will hurt her brother. She says she will offer her boutique as payment. BUT is it enough to cover the debt or will there be another way to get the money? What happens if Kaz can't get the money, will his boss make him pay? What do they both plan on doing in order to save BOTH their lives?

Her Russian Rescuer (Volkov Brothers #2) by Leslie North

Sometimes, not even the Russian Mafia can resist the pull of love… 

As a man born and raised in Chicago’s Russian Mafia, Nikolai Volkov is no stranger to the wrong side of the law. So when a crooked cop kills his best friend, Nik wants justice. He intends to ensure that the woman who witnessed everything will testify to what she saw, and with a killer on the loose, Nik may be the only man standing between Daphne Allman and deadly danger. Innocent Daphne doesn’t deserve to be mixed up with a man like Nik, but he has no other choice. Either the curvy, blonde beauty takes the stand, or Nik takes matters into his own hands. 

After witnessing a murder, Daphne is prepared to go to the police. So when a dark-haired, tattooed stranger shows up at her door offering protection, Daphne wants nothing to do with him. It’s obvious he’s some kind of Mafia muscle, and Daphne has no intention of putting her life in more danger. But after dirty cops threaten her and her fragile mother, Nik becomes her best chance at safety. When Daphne and Nik end up on the run, Daphne realizes strong, resourceful Nik can protect her from harm; but who will protect her from him? She may be putting her life in the Russian’s hands, but she refuses to give him her heart. 

Even as danger closes in around them, their attraction soon becomes undeniable. But as Nik descends deeper into his criminal ways to keep innocent Daphne safe, can he ever feel worthy of her love?

I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.

Nikolai (Nik) Volkov is another member of the Russian Mafia. BUT this man is on the hunt for a killer. BUT not any killer, a man who killed his best friend and is also a dirty cop killer. Nik's only job is to protect the witness Daphne Allman at any cost. But what happens when the witness doesn't believe him and thinks he's out to kill HER instead. How do you protect a woman who is determined to break free from your protection. You certainly don't fall in love with her? Nik's willing to put his life on the line for Daphne, but is she willing to let him or will she fight him to find out what is really going on.

Her Russian Fixer (Volkov Brothers #1) by Leslie North

The line between right and wrong blurs when a ruthless Russian becomes her dark protector.

Benedikt Volkov grew up in Chicago, but his family’s ties to the Russian Mafia run deep. So when his godfather, Pyotr Mishin, steals millions from the Bratva, it’s up to Ben to find him or his family will be forced to pay back the money. However, his careful plans are quickly complicated when an impulsive brunette forces him to become her unlikely hero. Ben hates surprises, and uncontrollable Lucy with her luscious red lips is a distraction that could get them all killed. But with an unexpected connection to his godfather, she may be the key to securing his family’s future.

Lucy Paprocki may be reckless and disorganized, but she finds a new focus when her world is turned upside down. She’s determined to find her real father, Pyotr Mishin—a man she didn’t know existed until recently—and Ben Volkov may be her best chance. One look at his tattooed skin, muscled bulk, and penetrating stare, and Lucy knows Ben is Bratva. The mafia man may be hugely intimidating and wound tighter than a string, but Lucy will have to trust him if she wants to discover the truth about where she comes from.

With danger lurking behind every door, passion quickly ignites between impulsive Lucy and methodical Ben. They may just be using one another to get what they want, but what if all they really need is each other? 

This is the 1st book in the series and boy do we like some Russian bad boys.

Benedikt (Ben) Volkov is Russian Mafia on a mission to get back the money his godfather Pyotr (Peter) Mishin stole. But there is a catch, either Peter pays up or Ben's family have to pay them back. Lucy Paprocki is in trouble and when she sees Ben turn up, she runs to him and KISSES him, pretends he's her boyfriend and when the bad boys who's harrassing her sees Ben's knuckles that say he's Bratva (Mafia), they run away. BUT Lucy wants to find her father, who is otherwise known as Pytor (Peter) Mishin and hopes Ben can help her. But she will soon find out that Ben has other plans for Peter and they don't exactly include a family reunion or do they?

His Innocent Lover (Slade Security Team #3) by Leslie North

Slade Security is hot on the heels of a dangerous assailant, and it’s up to Trent Larson, ex-Navy SEAL and Slade team member, to infiltrate the organization where the mole is hiding. When he meets Chloe Baker, he knows he’s found his perfect way in. Getting close to the naïve receptionist with the dazzling green eyes and open smile is easy. But Trent wasn’t counting on the curves hidden beneath Chloe’s baggy clothes, or his inexplicable need to protect her. 

Wyoming native Chloe Baker has always been too trusting—first with her alcoholic father and then her ex-fiancé. A fresh start in San Diego is what she needs to put the past behind her and earn some money for her father’s hospital bills. When Trent Larson, with his ocean-blue eyes and sun-streaked hair walks into her life, Chloe agrees to a date. Soon, though, she starts to wonder if there’s something more to the sexy surfer than he’s telling her. 

Trent knows he’s blurring the boundaries of his assignment, but he can’t stop himself from wanting to get closer to Chloe. But if she finds out she’s being lied to, it could mean the end to everything. 

Thanks to Leslie North for writing another superb series.

We met Trent Larson in book 1 of the Slade series with his brother Travis. Now we get to know a bit more about Trent and what his role is in the company. It kinda follows on from book 1 as well to do with Jawhara and the people behind the terrorists.

Chloe is a woman who has nothing to do with the terrorists, but does she know more than she's letting on. It's Trent's mission to find out what she knows and what they are hiding.